Bro it was the most intense hunt of my life just now There i was in the kitchen, just minding my own business when i saw it, a mosquito as dastardly as a swashbuckling pirate, i clapped with my hands once and it survived, clapped another time and it survived I started following it around as it flew upwards into the ceiling to try and get an advantage by going out of my reach I wanted to jump up and make my attack so badly, but i knew if i tried i would lose it in my sights, so i just followed it around, patiently waiting to strike, like a wild cheetah sneaking up to it's prey and patiently waiting for it's guard to go down, i waited and followed untill it finally flew near the kitchen curtain, and as it came down i made my move and struck, it was an intense battle as with each clap of my mighty hands the mighty beast kept somehow surviving each blow but i remained vigilant, i remained persistent and kept attacking blow after blow Clap after clap until finally, I defeated my opponent There now he lays, stuck to the curtain, his body hanging as a warning to any mosquito who dares come near my house ever again I stayed persistent and resilient, and i won this battle, i ran into battle, a young man, and came out as a legend